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Username: Tardsgonewild  (Member)
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Real Name: Alex Jones
Country: United States of America
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Website: http://shadowriders.bravehost.com/
Email: jonesalex@charter.net
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Gender: Male
Age: 19
KoG Profile Added: 30-Jul
KoG Profile Updated: 24-Dec
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Posts: 2,842 (View History)
Board Dollars: $13,220
Last Login Date: 5-Apr
Last Post Date: 8-Oct 
Watched Users: -Element, AaronJizzles, C.C.Classic, Caleb1915, Cartmen89, Cassandra, Darren, DIEGO, EaterOfWorlds, Fox., geeknhard, IMAX, LG-214, link223, Matt_Kenseth_05, Nitz, ShadeSlayer, SimzBoy123, Stoopid, Tardsgonewild, The-Key, TheFuture21
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Name: Alex Kenneth Jones

Age: 15, but will be 16 in a couple of weeks.

Birthday: September 16, 1990


Location: Minden, Nevada. It’s a fairly small town very close (within a mile) to two medium size cities. I really actually love living in this small town, unlike most people.


Where do you work if at all?: I used to work at Best Buy for about ½ a year until I quit, but now I don’t work. (Have to focus on school because I have 3 AP classes.


Desired occupation?: I would love to be a Video Game Designer, but I’m not sure exactly on what I would be doing from day to day. My backup career would be an Engineer, which allows me to use my strengths. (math and lazyness.)

What kind of a car do you drive? I don’t Drive. But if I did, I’d drive a Camaro.



Do you live with your parents?: Yes I do, but I love it because I get to be a lot lazier than if I lived on my own. (don’t have to work) I also really love my parents and really never get in fights with them, except for once when I called my mom a sandy vagina. (It was hilarious)



Would you fart in public?: Yes, Yes I do. Unlike most people, I vew my public farting as an art rather than a disturbance. I try to do it mostly in hotel lobbies, funeral’s, weddings, and of course, the *CROWN JEWEL*, My Grandmother’s house. (Then I blame them on her, and she actually thinks it’s her.)



Girlfriend/Boyfriend?: Nope. Happily Single. I broke up with a girl named Lauren Hoppe halfway into last year, but that was my last Romantic entanglement.


Virgin?: Sadly yes, but I did get close once, until the girl threw up in my mouth when we were making out. (my first time making out.) I thought I was close because she was stroking my balls at the time of the barf.

Hobbies?: I watch a LOT of HBO, and I abosolutely love their Proggramming. I also am an Avid fan of Family Guy, Futurama, The Venture Bros, Aquateen, and more. I also Watch an assload of movies, and my dad owns over 300. I also listen to a lot of music and have about 17 gigs of just music (compressed) on my iTunes. I also am an Chronic Video Gamer and Masterbater.

Area of Concentration?: Masturbation. Don’t need to say any more.

BK or McDonalds? Other?: Mc. all the way. I got a green tomato at burger king once. Then I called the Cashier a bastard. (Got Thrown out.)


Who is your Hero?: Syd Barrett because he didn’t allow “What’s cool” or what music “should sound like” to influence him. He is a great immortal asset to rock history, and will never be forgotten.

3 Unique Things About You?: 1. I am a VERY AVID dodgers fan, and spit on Barry Bonds once. 2. I Have been mistaken for a girl before. (I have long hair) 3. I Have never used any illegal drugs.

Top 5 TV Shows?

5. Entourage 4. Family Guy 3. Sopranos 2. Six Feet Under 1. Rome





Top 3 Food Dishes?

3. Chicken Cordon Bleu 2. Meatball Calzone 1. A good Burger






Top 5 Games You Would Take to a Deserted Island?

5. Mario Kart 4. Metal Gear solid 3: Subsistence 3. DMC 3 2. Psychonauts 1. God Of War





Top 5 Movies?

5. Yojimbo 4. Reservoir Dogs 3. Braveheart 2. Spinal Tap 1. Anchorman





Top 5 Musical Artists?

5. Jethro Tull 4. Rolling Stones 3. Beatles 2. Pink Floyd 1. Led Zeppelin





Top 3 Sports Teams?

3. Boston Celtics 2. St. Louis Cardinals 1. LA Dodgers



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My Awards:



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Concerts I've been to:

Def Leppard / Journey:

It was so Awesome. ALL my favorite songs were played, and all the things I wanted to happen happened.

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The Concert was also really long. It was 3 and 1/2 hours long. I loved every second.

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